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Went and saw Ridley Scott’s Prometheus over the weekend, and for anyone who hasn’t spent the 8 bucks(or whatever a movie ticket costs in your area) it is well worth the coin. Intense, thrilling and horrifying all while leaving you in awe of a very thick and compelling tale.. it was definitely something to behold.  That being said,  the two douche buckets that sat DIRECTLY behind me and had a fucking seizure during the first 15 minutes of the movie can kiss my ass. Seriously folks, when you go to a movie, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Get to the theater with enough time to settle in, shut off your phones, finish talking about whatever was interesting in your lives before you sat next to me, open your skittles and shut your damn mouth when the lights go dark. Not that tough.  I hope you went home and choked on your candy or when you die from being grossly obese, they find out it was cuz you extra buttered your popcorn 1 too many times.

Anyways, go see it.

Here’s the trailer if your still not convinced.



Not sure what more needs to be said about this.  Three brave senior citizens discuss(and watch) the awful, Kim Kardashian Sex tape… I have to believe they were as disappointed with it as the rest of us.




Dude bangs his buddy’s girl.. the story gets better – REDDIT

Bill Clinton has awkward timing – Uproxx

People who hate where they work– TheChive

Bugatti Veyron makes your car look fuckin’ stupid – AutoBlog

Sweet Brown gets Auto-Tuned – YouTube

The Kardashians are 40 million richer/kill me – WWTDD

I understand why Zucherberg wanted it so damn bad – girlsoninstagram

Apple made a couple bucks last quarter – Engadget

Teens getting drunk off hand sanitizer – YAHOO

Rosie O’Donnell is a stupid cunt – IDLYITW

Dude has the Field of Dreams tattooed on his back – WithLeather

This link has been posted just about everywhere, here is the clip if you havent seen it yet.

I have many thoughts on this, namely the fat prick who idolizes Ron Artest and Dennis Rodman.  The fact he snickers and giggles to himself after he unleashes one of his pudgy cheap shots is incredible. Like he did something special. I am sure a lifetime of obesity coated failure and rejection will ultimately be the last laugh.

Here is my other question… Where are the fucking parents??? If that fat fuck ever put his pimply arm onto one of my kids like this, he would be tasting Reebok in his mouth till next season.


The Hobbit gets a Trailer

Posted: December 21, 2011 by AB in Movies
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Yes, I know.. This is rather Geeky.. But you wanna know what? Go fuck yourself. If you didn’t think the “Lord of the Rings” Trilogy was any good, or you thought you were too cool to see it, then I pity your sad, pathetic, miserable life.