Posts Tagged ‘Celebrities’

Adorable Grandma’s watch the Kardashian sex tape..

Posted: May 2, 2012 by AB in Movies, Random nonsense, Retarded Celebrities
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Not sure what more needs to be said about this.  Three brave senior citizens discuss(and watch) the awful, Kim Kardashian Sex tape… I have to believe they were as disappointed with it as the rest of us.

 

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-AB

Christina Aguilera is fat, has huge nose, no longer of interest to me

Posted: January 4, 2012 by AB in Uncategorized
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Oh Christina…What might have been.   To think just a short time ago, You looked like this…

 

And even after  you pushed out that wailing bastard child of yours, you looked like this for a while…

 

And while looks aren’t everything, there is absolutely no excuse to have turned into this…

Good God.  You are world famous!!! You have MILLIONS OF FUCKING DOLLARS AND NOTHING TO DO BUT SIT ON YOUR DUFF AND THINK OF WAYS TO MAKE YOURSELF MORE MONEY!!  Get a personal trainer, a gym membership, a dietician and a fucking grip on reality and fix your chunky ass!

-AB