That’s it… I’m done…
I have written about my Dirty ex-girlfriend on here a few times, and perhaps I may have been a bit harsh at times… but anyone that watched last nights “Voice” can agree to this…..
When your fish nets are stretched to the breaking point, and your buttons start shooting off your top and injuring audience members.. its time to lay off the pizza and get back in the gym. It’s unfathomable how far off the deep end she has gone.. Let’s be real, we have all found ourselves in that “Fat” phase…but last time I checked most of us don’t posses the recourses and cash necessary to stay in shape for years on end.
So this is the end.. I hung on in hope that she would drop the pounds and come back to reality.. but that hope is gone. Unless she kills someone, or grows a third tit on her forehead, I can’t see a reason to do another Christina post.
**Obviously the picture above is not Christina Aguilera. This is Sara Jean Underwood.. Your eyes should thank me.